tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685076354366579578.post294230664091515327..comments2022-11-13T14:03:42.793+00:00Comments on thehesitantcalamari: Modest DogCalamarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09320388512902033371noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685076354366579578.post-15188870717316681252012-02-03T04:50:29.905+00:002012-02-03T04:50:29.905+00:00When does Sting NOT look like a twat?When does Sting NOT look like a twat?A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8685076354366579578.post-54621644675653976912012-02-02T22:59:26.452+00:002012-02-02T22:59:26.452+00:00I think I have set the world's record for the ...I think I have set the world's record for the number of times consecutively hitting the snooze bar...so I have a lot of those damn dreams. I will tell you one of these snooze alarm dreams I had today. I dreamt I was watching the Bulls game, and Michael Jordan was playing (even though he is retired which should have been a tip-off it was a dream), and they come back from commercial break and announce Michael Jordan broke his leg and it was FOX News reporters Chris Wallace's fault. See, Wallace was interviewing Jordan, and Michael Jordan tried to life up portly Chris Wallace as a joke, but Michael fell over and broke his leg. Also, for some reason the interview was taking place in some sort of large pool of water, and Chris Wallace and Michael Jordan were wearing snorkeling equipment.<br /><br />Well, I guess this is what happens when you go to sleep after eating too many kit-kat bars.Jimmy Fungushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11953474867719568319noreply@blogger.com